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Housekeeping

John / May 12, 2017

Sorry for the Tweeties posts.  We can now proceed with our regularly scheduled programming, which is, unfortunately, no further programming 🙁

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Eat your Tweeties (part 4)

John / May 12, 2017

I’m leaving twitter but wanted to preserve some of my tweets from over the years.  This is part 4 (AND HOPEFULLY FINAL) Annie want some gnocchi? Want some gnocchi, Annie? So amazing that after all these years scientists still haven’t figured out how the pilgrims built the pyramids! #pilgrims Is there still a place for the question mark in modern writing I basically stopped caring when I found out “The Force” wasn’t real. I use humor to hide the pain I feel inside… j/k I feel nothing. The state’s name is from the Choctaw words “okla” and “humma,” meaning “red…

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Eat your Tweeties (part 3)

John / May 12, 2017

I’m leaving twitter but wanted to preserve some of my tweets from over the years.  This is part 3. Officially changing my status for the next several months… Fleece Mode: Engaged Beards are kind of like “The Force,” if you’re not born with the shit already, then you’re never going to be a fucking Jedi. I get that you’re all about that bass but treble got us here and I think it’s earned a little recognition. Cookie Crisp and me ’bout to rumble After all these years, I’ve yet to receive a single cookie from the Internet… what gives? Cleaning…

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Eat your Tweeties (part 2)

John / May 4, 2017

I’m leaving twitter but wanted to preserve some of my tweets from over the years.  This is part 2.   Seriously just had a van pull up to me on the road and ask if I want some candy… then held a bag of candy out the window. I wish Help Desk support tiers had colored belts like Karate. Do birds really say “tweet tweet tweet” because I’m starting to think they’re saying “skeet skeet skeet” Is it safe to use my qi charging pad as a drink coaster? I used to work with a guy who brought donuts in…

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Eat your Tweeties (part 1)

John / May 3, 2017

I’m leaving twitter but wanted to preserve some of my tweets from over the years.  This is part 1. Whenever the TV has a signal issue, I wait a few seconds expecting The #Joker to appear and announce he will drop a million bucks on #Tulsa I like to think my twitter obscurity is not a reflection of me, but of the 3 disappointments I call followers. #weneedtotalkaboutyourflare Fat guy photo tip: Be familiar with your face and always photograph with your good chin forward Goatees and fat I.T. guys go together like cookies and milk I’d rather inhale 2nd…

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First Post

John / April 5, 2017

Well, this is it, the first post.  I hope have as much fun reading it as I had writing it!